Final Tally

Best Picture: The Hurt Locker

Final Tally:
1st - with 16
Chris
Marge

3nd - with 15
Carl
Mark

5th - with 14
Chrissy
Daoud
Jay
Joe

9th - with 13
Helen
Jacquie
Theresa
Val

13th - with 12
Sarah

14th - with 11
Jamili
Kevin
Peter
Phillip

18th - with 10
Robbie

19th - with 9
Joann
Lisa
Robin

22nd - with 8
Trish

23rd - with 7
John

24th - with 3
Mariko

So it goes to the tiebreaker:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Gabourey Sidibe

Next steps: Joe Stangarone, the assistant IOC commissioner, will determine who is the final winner. You are all welcome to offer your thoughts, but Joe will be the ultimate authority.

Will he pull a Marge and vote to keep Boopsie with his countryman?

Wait to find out.

Best Director

Kathryn Bigelow...nice...

Best Actress

Sandra Bullocks...


at least she's funny.

Time for the hook

get off the stage, jeff.

Best Actor

Jeff Bridges

So...

It looks like Marge and I are going to tie...

Not sure anyone can catch up...


Which leaves us down to the tiebreaker...Worst Dressed.


Vote:

Sarah Jessica Parker
Gabourey Sidibe

Foreign Language

Argentina wins!


Mark pulls closer to Marge and Chris...12 to our 13...hmmm...

Editing

Hurt Locker


And Marge and I are pulling away...

Documentary Feature

The Cove


And Marge and Chris pull ahead!

(you're goin down, marge.)

Leaderboard:

Chris
Marge
Mark

Next:
Chrissy
Daoud
Jay
Peter
Sarah

Visual Effects

Um...Jamili?

Original Score

Up

Leaders:
chris
MARGE
MARK

We hate

J Lo's dress.

What...

Does Bea Arthur not warrant an Oscar mention?

Cinematography

Avatar...

New Leaderboard!!!
CHRIS!
Chrissy
Daoud
Marge
Mark
Sarah

FOUR QUARTERS Selected for an Additional Performance at FRIGID Hangovers!

Woo hoo!

Thursday at 7.

http://www.frigidnewyork.info/

Sound Mixing

Hurt Locker

AND WE HAVE A NEW LEADER!

SARAH THE BIRTHDAY GIRL WITH 9!

In 2nd:
Chris (yeah, that's right. I'm still here, bitches.)
Chrissy
Daoud
Kevin
Marge (she's back, like Jack Nicholson in The Shining)
Mark

Sound Editing

The Hurt Locker

Daoud
Mark
Sarah

straighten your posture

and cover your mouth when you cough.

haven't you heard of swine flu?

Leaderboard is constantly changing

With 8:
Chrissy from Space Camp
Mark

Close behind with 7:
Carl
Chris
Daoud
Jay
Joe
Kevin
Peter
Sarah
Val

With 6:
Helen
Marge (how the high-and-mighty have fallen)
Robbie
Robin
Theresa
Trish

With 5:
Jacquie
Jamili
Joann
Lisa
Phillip

With 3:
John

And finally on the board:
Mariko, with 1.

Costume Design

The Young Victoria...

designed by a woman who just couldn't give a shit that she won.



Though perhaps she could've done something for Charlize...


I mean, REALLY, Charlize?

Horseface

looks AWFUL.

nice hair, Sarah. pfft.

Art Direction

Avatar

NEW LEADERBOARD!

Chrissy
Daoud
Mark!!!

Leaderboard

Chrissy
Daoud
Helen
Jay
Kevin
Marge
Mark

with 5:
Carl
Chris
Joe
Peter
Robbie
Robin
Sarah
Val

next, with 4:
Jacquie
Jamili
Joann
Lisa
Phillip
Theresa
Trish

next, with 2:
John

and...trying really hard:
Mariko. With 0.

Supporting Actress

Mo'Nique

How about thanking or acknowledging your co-star Gabourey? Just once?

Queen Latifah

Looks fabulous!

New Leaderboard!

CHRISSY!
Daoud
Helen
Jay
Kevin
Marge
Mark

Adapted Screenplay

One I'm happy to have missed...

Good for you, Geoffrey Fletcher!

Rachel McAdams

has finally found a use for Carl's old curtains.

Thank you, Rachel.

Make-Up

Star Trek

Marge pulls out front again with 5

Tied for 2nd with 4:
Carl
Chris
Chrissy
Daoud
Helen
Jay
Joe
Kevin
Mark
Peter
Robbie
Sarah

I really really really

hate ben stiller.

Live Action Short

The New Tenants...

Kudos to:
Peter
Jamili
Sarah
Theresa

Leaderboard: Marge and Peter with 4 - and Sarah, too!

Pushy White Women

in a purple cape.

get over yourself, honey.

An IOC Second!

No one chose this one, either!!!!

Animated Short

An IOC First!

NO ONE PICKED IT!!!!

Marge Cheats!

enough said.

Dammit

John Hughes was brilliant.

Original Screenplay

The Hurt Locker...

nice pick Helen, Marge, Robbie, Sarah, Trish

Marge is in the lead!!

We're Back!

Disney has relented.

We're back at home...where we ought to be.

Why is Tina Fey wearing leopard print?

leaderboard

Carl
Chris
Chrissy
Daoud
Jacquie
Jay
Joe
Kevin
Marge
Mark
Peter
Val

original song

Is miley pregnant or just in an awfully ill fitting ugly dress?

Crazy Heart

animated feature

Annoying intro

Up

All got but
Mariko
Trish

all tied except

Mariko
Robbie
Phillip
John
Lisa
Trish

supporting actor

Christolph Waltz

Internet issues across street

We are eating

Waiting for Sarah to step inside the house...she's standing outside gabbing away on her phone...

We'll have to cross the street to see the show...Thanks to Disney's need to grub for more and more money than Cablevision already pays them each year to broadcast ABC, we are without ABC in our house. So we'll have to go across the street to Mama Zetterstrom's house and watch the Oscars on her Direct TV.

Take THAT, Disney.

The Ballots Are In!

Check your email for the master file...you can play along at home!

Yes, Phillip

we got your entry.

9 Minutes.

and counting.

One Hour Left

Well, a little less than an hour at this point...

Here's who we've received ballots from:
Carl
Chris the Champion
Chrissy from Space Camp
Daoud
Helen
Jacquie
Jay
Joann
John
Kevin/Heather
Lisa
Marge
Mariko
Peter
Robin
Sarah
Trish

Jeter and Jamili, I know you sent emails, but nothing was attached. Resend!

Oscars 2010 are here!

The 2010 IOC is almost upon us...15 ballots have been cast and we're anxiously awaiting the remainder.

Though, we all know that I will continue my dominance. So the race is really for 2nd place.

And there's no prize for 2nd place.

So, really. Why bother?